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How the picnic at Asgard probably went
River: Hey Doctor let's have a picnic! I like the face btw.
Doctor: NO THIS IS THE FACE OF A DYING MAN. SO MUCH PAIN. EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS INTO DUST.
River: Okay then. Sandwich?
Doctor: I CAN'T HAVE A SANDWICH, RIVER. IT'S THE CURSE OF THE TIME LORDS
River: ...right. Pudding?
Doctor: THERE IS AN ANT IN MY PUDDING. CURSE OF THE TIME LORDS.
River: Maybe touching my breasts would cheer you up.
Doctor: CURSE. TIME LORDS. ANGST.
Doctor: RIVER STOP TALKING I CAN'T HEAR MY OWN TEARS
River: You're really odd when you're young.
Doctor: THESE WOUNDS WON'T SEEM TO HEAL. THIS PAIN IS JUST TOO REAL. THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH THAT TIIIME CANNOOOOT EEERAAAAAASE
River: We're going to need more wine.
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